Feeding the Alligator
What it’s like to feed an alligator. At least this time it’s not a cute little mouse, but a piece of fresh salmon. This guy eats better then I do!
Canada wins the Gold – Duh!
With over 80% of the Canadian population watching the men’s hockey finals Sunday afternoon, it’s no wonder Facebook’s status updates went threw the roof when we won. Ask any American How-to-stick-foot-in-mouth and they can easily show you how. They did beat us in a game of hockey, but it wasn’t for the Gold.
This graph displays the Facebook updates per minute right after Canada won gold. Awesome!
Booty Camp Fitness
I am so excited. Today I am signing up for Booty Camp Fitness.
Booty Camp Fitness welcomes women of all ages and levels of fitness, and provides a total-body workout (each session is 1 hour) that combines:
- Circuit training
- Hand-to-hand cardio combat (no contact)
- Core strengthening
- Body sculpting
- Yoga
To target trouble spots and sculpt you from head-to-toe.
Bikini body here I come!!
Apple launches 1st Feminine Product: iPad
Finally Apple thinks of women! Today Apple launched the iPad, the 1st ever Apple feminine product. It’s slim, light, fresh, and new, just what women look for in a maxi pad. I appreciate Steve Jobs reaching out to the number one decision makers, the women. Thanx Apple!
And the tweets go on…
iPad: MadTv already knew about this product in 2007.
iPad: Maxi Pad – available in a mini maxi or heavy flow maxi
iPad: Comes with a maxi pad App
iPad: Good for the low flow days
iPad: My iPhone just became an iPad nano
iPad: iPad… Copyright infringement with MaxiPads?
iPad: Are you ready for apple branded man purses?
iPad: For your light iDays.
iPad: “iPad!” “Oh really, well, iTampon, but I guess it’s a personal choice.”
iPad: Wonder how many women were involved in #iPad naming process? Did none of them say ‘…erm’…
iPad: The itampon, it plugs a gap….
iPad: Apple is coming out with two versions of it’s new iPad – the WiFi Mini Pad and the AT&T 3G Maxi Pad
iPad: Ipad with vaginal firewall protection and 3g-spot finder…
iPad: You can do things with #iTampon that you just can’t do with #iPad – like biking, horseback riding and swimming.
iPad: to keep you “fresh” down there.
iPad: It’s taking off because it has wings.
iPad: with mood lighting to suit your temper.
iPad: I can’t make fun of the iPad anymore. Someone call me when the iTampon leaks.
iPad: ipad…so, exactly how well does it stand up to leaks??
iPad: I Wonder if Kimberly Clark is the subcontractor to build #IPad ?
iPad: iTampon…no strings attached
iPad: Waiting for them to announce the iGoldChain so I can wear my #iPad around my neck
iPad: Just in case Apple runs out of uses for “iSomething’ They can refer to this
iPad: “‘I’m going to need a friggin’ iPack to carry all this iCrap I own
iPad: The entry-level #iPad comes with only 16GB of memory? I can fart 16GB of memory.
Lost Ring is found again
One week ago today, I was washing my hands and accidentally dropped my ring down the drain. I don’t know how these things happen, but they just do. I freaked out (naturally). This is the ring my mom bought me for Christmas 2009. It is an old sterling silver spoon that has been shaped into a ring, with the letter “R” engraved onto it. It was a perfect fit. So, I tried numerous attempts with a clothes hanger, to no avail.
Today we brought in a heavy duty shop vac to suck the thing out. And guess what? IT WORKED! You can sense my excitement in this video:
I LOVE shout outs!
I am a high believer in merit. We should all get rewarded for all the wonderful things we do. This past year I have most certainly felt that warm, compassionate feeling of a job well done through the many events (GenYTO) and others (TwestivalTO, HoHoTO…) with all the money we raised for charity. The best part of all this are the friends I made and the support (And mulla) we raised for local charities.
And boy-oh-boy did we get some pretty friggen cool shut-outs! So cool that tweeps in Ottawa started #GenYOTT, a sister group of #GenYTO. And, the lovely Casie Stewart mentioned moi in TechVibes as “a really smart girl with a great attitude, not to mention beautiful.” – Casie Stewart. Umm…Cool!!!
I don’t usually pat myself on the back, or think overly highly of my accomplishments, but I can confidently say that 2009 was a fan-diddly-astic year. THANKS FOR THE SHOUT OUTS PEEPS!
Worst ad of 2009 [Via BNET]
BNET News thinks that this is the worst ad of 2009. They describe it is tasteless and irrelevant. I agree.
Breaking News: Snow in Toronto
This is so fitting. [Scooped it from InSeansOpinion blog] Growing up in North Bay and living in Toronto, this video is so true.
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