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Apple launches 1st Feminine Product: iPad

January 27, 2010 at 8:31 pm 2 comments

Finally Apple thinks of women!  Today Apple launched the iPad, the 1st ever Apple feminine product. It’s slim, light, fresh, and new, just what women look for in a maxi pad.  I appreciate Steve Jobs reaching out to the number one decision makers, the women.   Thanx Apple!

And the tweets go on…

iPad: MadTv already knew about this product in 2007.

iPad: Maxi Pad – available in a mini maxi or heavy flow maxi

iPad: Comes with a maxi pad App

iPad: Good for the low flow days

iPad: My iPhone just became an iPad nano

iPad: iPad… Copyright infringement with MaxiPads?

iPad:  Are you ready for apple branded man purses?

iPad: For your light iDays.

iPad: “iPad!” “Oh really, well, iTampon, but I guess it’s a personal choice.”

iPad: Wonder how many women were involved in #iPad naming process? Did none of them say ‘…erm’…

iPad:  The itampon, it plugs a gap….

iPad: Apple is coming out with two versions of it’s new iPad – the WiFi Mini Pad and the AT&T 3G Maxi Pad

iPad: Ipad with vaginal firewall protection and 3g-spot finder…

iPad: You can do things with #iTampon that you just can’t do with #iPad – like biking, horseback riding and swimming.

iPad: to keep you “fresh” down there.

iPad: It’s taking off because it has wings.

iPad: with mood lighting to suit your temper.

iPad: I can’t make fun of the iPad anymore. Someone call me when the iTampon leaks.

iPad: ipad…so, exactly how well does it stand up to leaks??

iPad: I Wonder if Kimberly Clark is the subcontractor to build #IPad ?

iPad: iTampon…no strings attached

iPad: Waiting for them to announce the iGoldChain so I can wear my #iPad around my neck

iPad: Just in case Apple runs out of uses for “iSomething’ They can refer to this

iPad: “‘I’m going to need a friggin’ iPack to carry all this iCrap I own

iPad: The entry-level #iPad comes with only 16GB of memory? I can fart 16GB of memory.

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